| --CHFH3 MMC-- | |
| Position | Hash Handle | Backup/Support/Comments |
| Grand Mattress: | Sir Pokealot | |
| Religious Advisors: | Penis Elbow and Clitless |
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| On-Sec: | Wellington | |
| Trail Mistresses/Master: | Bail Jumper and Efes |
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| Hash Geek: | Jackrabbit and Frog Chopper | |
| Hash Finance: | Valentine's Day Masochist | |
| Hash Tax: | The Bitch is Back | |
| Hash Stats: | TA | |
| Hash Flasher: | The Cabin Boy | |
| Hash Scribe: | Sexposure | |
| Beer Meister Coordinator: | Dog's Bollocks |
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| Habber Dasher: | Herpes | |
| Hash Awards: | Bullet Head | |
| Song Meister: |
Jeremy | |
| Auditor: | Jeff |